Oh god I’m crying
According to SFist, the shutdown halfway through “left the 10th Street side of the building with a sign that only said “er.””
They apparently didn’t get the permits to do the work, which is about par for the course for Twitter under Musk.
The New York Times reported that the San Francisco headquarters will also soon see conference room names changing to words with the letter X in them, such as “eXposure,” “eXult” and the exceptionally cringeworthy “s3Xy.“
The ultimate goal for Elon is reportedly to turn Twitter into an “everything app” called X with everything from social networking to banking to shopping. He’s already launched a shell company in Nevada called X Corp., and earlier this month launched an AI company called xAI — and he’s even named one of his own children "X.”
This man is a 14 year old
a news alert just popped up on my phone
If they were to have started from the 'ER’ part, the sign would have said “TWIT” and in a far better timeline, this would be what happened.
17/11/2018
Vibes I feel this in my soul
Want these vibes this summer
In case you think the writers on strike aren’t making good use of their time, think no more!
Only click the read more if you’re fully prepared. I’m taking no responsibility past this point.
Even if it was for one year in fifth grade <3
Have you ever played an instrument?
Guitar/Ukulele/Banjo
Violin/Bass
Flute/Piccolo
Clarinet/Oboe
Trumpet/Trombone/Saxophone/French Horn
Drums/Bongos
Piano/Harp/Accordion
Two or more
Something not listed
I never played an instrument
Extra points for leaving in tags for how many years and if you still do
So the barbie movie happened 😭😭😭😭
for a while there i was sympathetic to tumblr because of how much they’re in debt; i was kind of like “well of course they’re absolutely desperate for new users, they literally need the money or else tumblr goes down forever”. and then suddenly today it hit me that there’s actually no fucking reason for that debt to be causing these ui changes? the userbase has been INCREDIBLY clear about what they want from tumblr over the years, not to mention clear about the fact that even twitter people don’t need this place to look like twitter. it actually would be very… EASY? for them to just make changes in a direction people would actually be HAPPY with?
for fuck’s sake there were people trying to organize a “crab day” for tumblr despite tumblr doing nothing but telling us to go fuck ourselves for months on end. there were people spending hundreds of dollars on check marks just for the glee of MAKING FUN of twitter. can you IMAGINE how much money this userbase would donate to tumblr if they actually made ui updates geared toward what people have been asking for?
if tumblr actually crowdsourced ideas or even just LISTENED to their userbase it may have been possible for them to make way more money than they’re begging for now, they just insist on trying to drive their actual demographic and loyal userbase out for literally no reason
They are doing surveys that are really hard to find because their survey blog has reblogs disabled for some reason.
Log survey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/2V3MQTP
Short survey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/HS5LP3W
clickable links:
unfortunately the blog and the surveys are fake. more details in this post i just reblogged,
love dnd. friend goes “what do u wanna play” and I’m like “slime guy with a stick to whack people” and they’re like “yea that works” and so now i have a slime guy with a stick
white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother
worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus
white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ….. yea i have that….if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved 🤷♂️ know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics
a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room 😃☝️
the first man made centipede: kill me again
Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.
oh shit its five in the morning but i couldn’t not do this one
#holy fuck shitpostcalligrapher isn’t dead
HELLO????
HELLO I’VE BEEN POSTING NON-STOP FOR THE LAST 7 YEARS???