01 Sep 2014 09:16 | 140,615 notes | Reblog

flymyass:

person: whats your major?

me: EXTREME DEATH

what college you going to?

me: AWESOME SKELETON HELL COLLEGE

01 Sep 2014 09:10 | 630 notes | Reblog
matthewbrownn:

If this isn’t the most accurate description of Mason Verger, then I don’t know what is.

matthewbrownn:

If this isn’t the most accurate description of Mason Verger, then I don’t know what is.

01 Sep 2014 09:10 | 36 notes | Reblog

dylmao:

i really hate how people compare bob’s burgers to family guy cause they are literally opposite shows. family guy is a problematic sitcom full of rape jokes, sexism, homophobia and racism whereas bobs burgers is a well done, amazing sitcom with genuine jokes and instead of portraying a family that hates each other it portrays one that is bonded and healthy.

01 Sep 2014 09:07 | 246,504 notes | Reblog

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

31 Aug 2014 20:00 | 653,673 notes | Reblog

j-moriarty:

liquid-thought:

When a man dressed as Satan speaks more accurately about God than your pastor, you know something is wrong.

#PREACH IT SATAN

31 Aug 2014 18:42 | 34,761 notes | Reblog

chillybucky:

If you defend a guy for his nudes getting leaked (“aw it’s okay we still love you1!1!1!!!”) but then shame a girl for her nudes getting leaked (“what a slut she shouldn’t have taken them in the first place!!1!1!!!”) I hope you step on many lego pieces at once.

31 Aug 2014 18:10 | 2,064 notes | Reblog

farhanshk:

Would like to inform you that the tear gas shells which were used on the peaceful protestors yesterday in Islamabad were made by Smith & Wesson Co. (based in Massachusetts). Those shells were made in 1991 which have expired in 1999. These expired shells are proved to be more potent which have resulted in deaths. The same shells were used in Ferguson riots a few days back and in Bahrain too to stop protesters.